"Across the Universe," by Fiona Apple. Obviously, a Beatles cover, but I think this version is pretty legit.

Look at how happy this crocodile is… I want to be this happy.

Look at how happy this crocodile is… I want to be this happy.

The 21st Century Man

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There’s a lot of videos, posts, and comments out there about feminism right now and men claiming that they are feminists, which I find entirely absurd. How about we stop jumping on social media bandwagons by claiming we’re supporting feminism and instead just be “real men” who occupy the same space and time in the twenty-first century as women. Let’s believe in common sense - that women are not property and it’s completely unacceptable to hit a woman in the fucking face.  The fact that we live in a time where we can teach our sons how to send robots to Mars, but missed the ball on teaching them that their sisters can send the same robots too, is completely ridiculous.  And how have we not taught those same sons that real men don’t lay their hands on a woman?

This shouldn’t be a fight for women to claim what’s rightfully theirs - the peace of mind to not be afraid in domestic situations, to have equality in the workforce, etc. This is a call to action for men to stop being douchebags.  Honestly, this is as much about having respect for yourself as a man as much as it is for having respect for anyone else.  Treating women equally and with respect used to be called chivalry. Now in the least, it should be common fucking sense. That doesn’t make you a feminist. it just separates you from being an archaic idiot. Welcome to the twenty-first century.

Note to the New York Yankees and their fans: This is how you gracefully retire as a sports legend.  No circus necessary.

NASA’s Mars Science Laboratory Rover, Curiousity, traveled 50,000,000 miles and survived 7 minutes of terror to land on Mars… and promptly drew a penis in the Martian soil. You can’t make this shit up.

NASA’s Mars Science Laboratory Rover, Curiousity, traveled 50,000,000 miles and survived 7 minutes of terror to land on Mars… and promptly drew a penis in the Martian soil. You can’t make this shit up.

Saruman still draws big crowds. Dude’s body of work is timeless.

Saruman still draws big crowds. Dude’s body of work is timeless.

"You Are My Face," by Wilco. I have no idea how this happens…

Rise and Fall of the Eggman

He’s always sincere, he’s a sensitive type.
His intentions are clear, he wanna be well-liked.
If everything is nothing, then are we anything?
Is it better to be better than to be anything?

The worst things come from inside here.
All the king’s men reappear.
For an eggman, on and off the wall.
Who’ll never be together again.

Seriously. Look at that preview image and tell me you aren’t going to watch this.

I came up with a lot of captions for this… I’ll leave it with just the photo.

I came up with a lot of captions for this… I’ll leave it with just the photo.

I don’t.

I don’t.

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