A Valentines Day Tradition:  ”Yer Blues” with the Dirty Mac.  Four legends of rock playing together for one time only…

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“Two Against One,” By Danger Mouse & Jack White.  Pretty weird compilation, but i dig it.  you should too.

How the United States sees the rest of the world

How the United States sees the rest of the world

"C" Words & "D" Words
  • Jon: I never liked that kid. He was always a dick.
  • Mom: Ugh. Can you please stop using the "D word?"
  • Jon: What? Dick?
  • Mom: Ugh!
  • Danielle: What's wrong with saying "dick?"
  • Mom: Would you guys stop it already!?
  • Jon: Since when can't we say the word "dick" around here?
  • Mom: Since always. I hate that word. Also, the "C word." It makes me cringe.
  • Jon: Cock?
  • Mom: No.
  • Jon: Choad?
  • Mom: No. It's the word for the female vagina.
  • Jon: As opposed to the male vagina?
  • Mom: Would you stop it already?
  • Jon: Cooter?
  • Danielle: Wow, there's a lot of unfortunate genitalia-based words beginning with C, aren't there?
  • Mom: Alright. Enough.
  • Jon: Hey ma, remember that kid Cock Choad I went to high school with?
  • Mom: ...No. I don't remember him. What about him?
  • Jon: I never liked him. He was always such a dick.

I don’t know why, but the beginning of this video absolutely kills me…

This really sums up my feelings about why people should never post political statuses.

This really sums up my feelings about why people should never post political statuses.

The Day Pop Culture Passed Them By... Part 2
  • Dad: You know guys, Adele is on TV tonight. Her first live performance since she had that voice problem.
  • Danielle: That's nice.
  • Dad: It is nice. Don't be a smart ass.
  • Danielle: Oh my God... You only care because she's British.
  • Jonathan: I feel like we've had this conversation before...
  • Dad: I don't care that she's British!
  • Danielle: Oh please...
  • Jonathan: (Aside to the dog) Nobody listens to me around here except for you.
  • Danielle: Tell him. He only cares about Adele because she's British. All the British bands. Coldplay too, right? You loooooove Coldplay.
  • Dad: They're very good as well.
  • Danielle: Well, Adele's certainly not winning the Grammy.
  • Jonathan: (Aside to the dog) Yup. Definitely had this discussion before.
  • Dad: Oh, then who's going to win it?
  • Jonathan: Kanye West and Jay-Z.
  • Dad: (Blank stare)
  • Jonathan: Or according to you, Keanu East and Kay-G.
  • Dad: Well I'll have you all know I listened to all of the nominees' albums from start to finish and the one you're talking about was the lowest quality by far.
  • Jonathan: Yes, because a 60 year old man from Liverpool is an objective critic of modern rap music.
  • Dad: I am!
  • Jonathan: Oh really? What was your favorite song from "Watch the Throne?" You strike me as a "Niggas in Paris" kinda guy. Or maybe "That's My Bitch." Yeah, that's it. I'm surprised I haven't heard you roaming the halls today spittin' verses of "That's My Bitch."
  • Dad: I... I listened to it. And I didn't like it.
  • Jonathan: Shocking.
  • Mom: You know who I like?
  • Jonathan: Let me guess. Cockerspaniel.
  • Mom: No jackass. Now I remember that's not what he's called. The one with J-Lo. What's his name? Bulldog...
  • Danielle: She means Pitbull.
  • Jonathan: And we've come full circle.
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“Barstool,” by Gary Jules.  A solid song for sure - it tells a great story.  Listen to the whole thing and you’ll laugh.

Celebrating Another Superbowl As A Jets Fan.

Celebrating Another Superbowl As A Jets Fan.

One More Minute You’ll Never Get Back…  This video has always represented how I feel about living in this prison, New York City.

When You Know You’re in DEEP Shit, Keep Your Head Up, Look Forward, and Have Fun With It.

When You Know You’re in DEEP Shit, Keep Your Head Up, Look Forward, and Have Fun With It.

This is ridiculous…

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Long Live The King: Jonathan Beech