November 2009
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Legacy Fulfilled
Jonathan: You want to know the contents of my fridge as it currently stands?
Danielle: Sure.
Jonathan: Whiskey and mustard. Some breakfast I'm gonna have tomorrow...
Danielle: Oh yeah? Well you know what's in my fridge? One piece of Swiss cheese and a $10 dollar bottle of rum. Looks like my only option is to get blasted and feed the mice outside.
Jonathan: Together, we couldn't even make a sandwich.
Danielle: Abysmal.
Jonathan: But we cold get drunk...
Danielle: One step closer to success
Jonathan: Living the family dream.
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Blatant Lies
LesterBurnham33: Jon...
Raven88: Who's this?
LesterBurnham33: It's Harper. This is my new screenname.
Raven88: Oh. What was wrong with the old one?
LesterBurnham33: Nothing. Just that everyone knew it. And they would try to talk to me. And I couldn't stand it.
Raven88: So, let me get this straight. You wanted a chat name where people won't be able to chat with you?
LesterBurnham33: Yes. So let's keep this one quiet.
Raven88: You're an idiot. But your secret is safe with me.
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“False Eye,” by Faryn Sand. Faryn is...
Travel Wide, But Not to Hide
Danielle: I'm thinking of planning a trip through Asia next summer.
Jon: Yeah, I'm planning a trip to Jupiter.
Danielle: Right... But I'm serious though.
Jon: So am I. Nobody's ever been to Jupiter. So when the next Bourgeois NYC dickhead comes along and is like "ohhhh I just spent a fantabulous month in Senegal, Bora Bora, and Nicargua. I'm soooo enlightened" you know what I'll say?
Danielle: No. And I don't want to...
Jon: "Yeah well I just got back from friggen Jupiter. You know... Outer Space. It was Fan. Effing. Tabulous. Check out these photogs I snapped from the Red Dot, motherfucker!"
Danielle: I'm glad you have this planned out
Jon: Sort of. My camera is broken. I'll need a new one before I leave.
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“Noro,” by Brand New. My favorite song...