January 2010
16 posts
Old Acquaintances. New Revelations.
Malerie: Oh my God. See that old fat woman we just passed?
Jon: Yeah. What about her?
Malerie: She's seen my box like a million times.
Jon: What? Why?
Malerie: She used to rip hair out of it.
Jon: For Christ's sake, why do you have to put it like that? Now I lost my appetite.
Melerie: Well, it's true! What do you want me to say?
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Watch“Just,” by Radiohead. Hands down, one of the greatest music videos ever made. Watch it until the end.
“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.”
– Henry David Thoreau
Squirrels Versus...
Let me holla at you for a minute. In a recent conversation I had over dinner, it came to light that New York City is full of douche bags.
I know. Quite the revelation, right?
But in all seriousness, this city is rank with grandiose spectacles of bombastic douchebaggery, an affront to the inherent awesomeness that is you and I. From the Wall Street ex-frat boys who cram into Turtle Bay every...
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Proximity Crisis
Girl at Bar: Where are you from?
Me: New York City
Girl at Bar: That's Bostonish...right?
Me: ...Yeah. Yeah, it's "Bostonish," I guess...
“What the fuck would I want to go to Milwaukee for?”
– Ken Lau
Identity Crisis
Jon: You ever listen to Ben Folds Five? You would like them.
Evelyn: A little bit. Just that one album.
Jon: "Whatever and Ever Amen," huh?
Evelyn: No. The one with "Brick" on it.
Jon: Oh. You mean "Whatever and Ever Amen?"
Evelyn: Yeah. That one.
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“Beautiful Drug,” by The Thievery...
“Open your eyes. Look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re...”
– Bob Marley
A Movie Game Amongst Old Friends
Ken: It's your turn to start.
Jon: Oh. I have a good one.
Ken: Oh jeez.
Jon: Wait. I can't remember the dude's name...
Ken: Just pick someone else then
Jon: No. Wait... Ugh! I have it. i just can't thiink of the name. It's uh...
Josh: You're killing us
Jon: Wait. I have it. I'll remember. He's that guy... you know? He like... totally sucks.
Josh: Lou Diamond Phillips?
Jon: YES! That's exactly who I was thinking!
Lost in Translation
Justin: אני אוהב
Justin: How do you pronounce the word after "ani"
Jon: Arachav?
Justin: Yeah?
Jon: Possibly... Then again, as far as I know, it could also say "Ani DiFranco"
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“2003 brought to me by Chevy? Fuck that! Chevy didn’t bring me shit!”
– Jason P. Harper