December 2010
19 posts
Viceroy Moo: An All-American Asshole; Sunnyside Up
Mike Cherry leads a charmed existence. I spoke to him on the phone yesterday and we discussed the major points of what was going to be said about him here. Not only did he agree with everything I am going to write, but he even added a few points of his own. So let’s start with those.
Michael Moo (as his so-called friends somewhat-fondly call him) grew up a complete...
I woke up this morning and there was a random chihuahua in my bed. Let me tell...
– DSB
Grammatical Whoas!
Jon: It's weird to me that "eachother" isn't a single word in the English dictionary. And it's also weird that "alright" isn't universally recognized either.
Josh: "Alright" should be OK, but "each other" is never a single word.
Jon: I realize that, but I don't like it.
Josh: Welcome to fucking life!
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8 Nights of Hollywood Hanukkah
Welcome to the spot on the Internet where real men will be men and where real women shall be women. A place where our menorahs burn candles, not those crappy Hanukkah light bulbs and our Christmas trees are actual trees, not pathetic shrubs draped in limpdicked confetti.
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You don’t fuck Jillian Michaels. Jillian Michaels fucks YOU.
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