“Empire Ants,” by Gorillaz. A disco hip-hop romp through awesomeness. Check them out on iTunes
Boundless Sarcasm!
Fitter. Happier. Less Productive.
Stay Current
Links to Other Kingdoms
Let's Get Naked!
Peasants
Old School French Medieval Weaponry.
Seatbelts Optional
- Josh: We should definitely travel the Bolivian Road of Death
- Jon: Sounds good
- Josh: I'm packing a parachute though, for when we fall off the cliff
- Jon: Parachutes would be ideal
- Josh: Totally
- Jon: I'm driving
- Josh: Wait. Why?
- Jon: I've been in the car with you hitting shit too many times
- Josh: When have I hit anything with you in the car? Most of the collisions I've had are when I'm flying solo
- Jon: As refreshing as that sounds on the surface, do you remember your highway crash with septic face? Then there was that bird you hit in cape cod. You've crashed into toilet bowls in the middle of the desert. You crashed through a toll barricade that one time...
- Josh: OK. Firstly, septic face rear ended me. I avoided that collision, albeit narrowly.
- Jon: You didn't avoid anything. I had a concussion and her car was smashed!
- Josh: I'm not responsible for getting rear-ended by a girl who hadn't slept in two days.
- Jon: You stopped short on the highway because you weren't paying attention!
- Josh: Yeah, but i wasn't legally culpable. And secondly, birds get hit all the time. You've run down multiple squirrels.
- Jon: I've never run down anything
- Josh: I seem to remember you definitely hit a squirrel and it going flying up behind your car when we ran back to my house in high school to pick up "Meet the Feebles" for Rayme's party.
- Jon: Lies. You're a shit driver and I am not getting into a car with you as the driver on the Bolivian Road of Death
- Josh: I'm not a shit driver. Ken Lau is a shit driver.
- Jon: True, but thankfully he isn't coming with us.
- Josh: And I didn't hit a toilet bowl. it was a number of parts FROM a toilet bowl.
- Jon: OK, well I still count that
- Josh: Yeah, well you've hit a fucking deer, how's that?
- Jon: I didn't hit the deer. He hit me. It's all semantics.
- Josh: You know... why the hell do I waste my time arguing with you, when you're just picking a fight to keep yourself entertained at work?
- Jon: All I'm saying is that I'm driving the Bolivian Road of Death. You will work the iPod.
- Josh: you're a douchebag.
“Ode to the LRC,” by Band of Horses. I saw them live last week and they really rocked this song. Check it out.
Oramac Media
Everyone go check out the new website that launched today for my video production company, Oramac Media. You can find us at www.OramacMedia.com.
You can also become a fan of Oramac Media on Facebook by clicking here and clicking the “like” button.
For something a little more ridiculous, (for those of you who fiend off social media sites like a heroin addict,) follow us on Twitter by going here.
And for a rundown about what our company does and how un-fucking-believable we are, you can read our informational page here.
Thanks in advance, for your support. And obviously, if you have any colleagues or friends who have a video project they need help with, have them reach us by checking out our website and hitting up our contact page.
“Smith Hill,” by Deer Tick. The song is ironically from the album, “Born on Flag Day,” which also happens to be today. So, enjoy that.
Drunk History: Volume 6 - starring John C. Rielly, Crispin Glover, and some dude lying in a bowl of puke. It’s time we learned about the true history of electricity.
Prepare for Downcount. 5, 4, 3… 1. Zlad!
“Where Do You Go To, My Lovely?” by Peter Sarsstedt. This is an old song that’s been in my head lately. It reminds me of the South of France, and that’s a good thing.
Better Homes & Garden
- Taz: What’s up? (sits down and picks up a book)
- Justin: Hey man. We have to talk. (pauses) I really think you need to clean. Been saying it for a while now, but nothing seems to have changed. The house is filthy and like…
- Taz: Yeah, I definitely hear you.
- Justin: Right, but like, I’m kind of at the end of my rope with it. I can’t live like this.
- Taz: It’s not THAT bad.
- Justin: No it’s worse. Way way worse. There’s 10 lbs of larvae in the sink. 10 lbs… I almost threw up before.
- Taz: True. I’m pretty frustrated too. I’m definitely at…. you know… where you’re at right now.
- Justin: (pauses again) Really?
- Taz: (doesn’t look up from book) Totally
- Justin: Yeah. I really don't think you are.
