The Proclaimers Greatest Hits

ProclaimersThe Greatest Hits Collection

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“Yellow Brick Road,” by Raine Maida (of Our Lady Peace fame).  Awesome song that’s just uplifting enough to make you remember high school and leave you depressed all afternoon!  Have fun!

“Destino.”  A collaborative effort of art and animation by Salvador Dali and Walter Disney.  Seriously.  They made this short film together… and it’s amazing.  If you watch closely, it’s so obvious which parts of the film were drawn by which artist. 

Sit back and let it blow your mind.

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“Tyrant,” by The Bravery.  Good song.  You will like.  So says I.

"If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you’re drunk."
— Conan O’Brien
"This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Head in the Sand
  • Josh: Ostriches are mean. And they're strong -- they can kill you with a kick. But something about getting kicked to death by a bird just seems wrong.
  • Jon: Honestly? I think I would beat an ostrich in a fight, if it came to that.
  • Josh: Ha. OK
  • Jon: You don't think so? I would fuck him up if I had to.
  • Josh: I mean, if you clocked it in the head, then maybe...
  • Jon: If I saw him rob an old woman or something, I would knock that thing out.
  • Josh: Why would an ostrich beat up an old woman?
  • Jon: He'd be done. That's all I'm saying.
  • Josh: But a fully grown ostrich? They have like... six-foot long legs
  • Jon: Well, I have moxie.
  • Josh: Right. OK... well it's obviously got a better reach than you. It could roundhouse kick you before you could get a single punch in.
  • Jon: Honestly, I don't think ostriches use roundhouse kicks. And even if one did, I would catch its leg and flat out place him in the figure four leg lock. Can you imagine how ridiculous that would look? Me all triumphant-like, with an ostrich on the ground, trapped in the figure four?
  • Josh: No. I can't.
  • Jon: That's what he gets for trying to hurt some defenseless old lady and roundhouse kick me. Damn ostrich in the figure four, tapping out with his head.
  • Josh: I actually saw a nature documentary recently. It took three fully grown cheetahs to subdue an ostrich.
  • Jon: I could most definitely beat up cheetah if need be.
  • Josh: You're an idiot.
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“Fame,” by Citizen Cope.  Another awesome song.  Listen.  Appreciate.  Enjoy.

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“When the Man Comes Around,” by Johnny Cash.  A classic off of what I think was his last album (I am, however, not 100% sure.)  The man was a great musician and if You haven’t heard his work yet, you really should give him a listen.  Johnny Cash was not Country Music.  Johnny Cash was Rock n’ Roll.

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