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The Life and Times of David Davis…

The Life and Times of David Davis…

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“Gold on the Ceiling,” by The Black Keys.  Honestly, how badass is this song?

The Wild Crazy Party Girl
  • Jon: So are you meeting me out or what?
  • Arielle: I don't know. You're probably already drunk by now.
  • Jon: I'm clearly not. Look. My syntax is perfect.
  • Arielle: I don't know...
  • Jon: It's St. Patrick's Day anyway. What else could you possibly be doing?
  • Arielle: I'm actually doing my taxes!
  • (45 minutes later)
  • Arielle: I just finished my taxes! I made $1,700!
  • Jon: Oh. Are you coming out now?
  • Arielle: No.
Life Got You Down?  St. Patty’s Day is Here Just in Time!

Life Got You Down?  St. Patty’s Day is Here Just in Time!

A Charitable Fuchsing
  • Fuchs: Are you back yet?
  • Jon: Yes. Only just though...
  • Fuchs: So can you still help me move at 10AM tomorrow?
  • Jon: Unless I have to go in for a meeting in the morning, then yes, I'll help you... On one condition though.
  • Fuchs: What's that?
  • Jon: On the condition that you stop asking me if I'm going to help you move every 11 seconds.
  • (This was in fact the 30th time he has inquired)
  • Fuchs: I havent asked you in 3 days! You told me last time you might not be able to help!
  • (The 29th time he inquired was 12 hours ago when said "helper" was sitting in a random airport on the other side of the continent with no way home.)
  • Jon: I just breezed through that last sentence and am going to assume for everyone's sake that all it said was "OK. See you tomorrow."
  • Fuchs: ...
  • Jon: ...
  • Fuchs: OK, see you tomorrow. I will be outside.
The Magical Mystery Tour
  • Passenger #1: Oh dear. This looks bad.
  • Jon: Yeah. I feel like I've been standing on this line forever.
  • Passenger #2: Well it's going to take them time to rebook everyone.
  • Jon: Why would they rebook everyone?
  • Passenger #1: Oh, didn't you get the E-Mail?
  • Jon: What E-Mail?
  • Passenger #1: Oh dear...
  • Passenger #2: The E-Mail for United Airlines preferred customers of course.
  • Jon: Nah, you?
  • Passenger #2: The E-Mail said all flights to San Fran are cancelled, dontcha know. Is that where you were headed?
  • Jon: Supposedly. It was the first of like four connections.
  • Passenger #2: Well, not anymore, eh? Canada wants to keep ya!
  • Jon: Wonderful...
  • Passenger #2: They're gonna have to rebook your whole trip. Who knows where you'll end up! Oh how exciting!
  • Passenger #1: Oh wow, how aboot that! A mystery tour, eh!?
  • Jon: Yes. A magical fucking mystery tour...
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“Passenger Seat,” by Death Cab for Cutie.  This provided the perfect accompaniment to a long night time drive through a Pacific Canadian rainforest.

Important air safety items to remember for frequent travelers.

Important air safety items to remember for frequent travelers.

True.  True.

True.  True.

Still one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen (and was able to work on as an intern).  ”Heartbeats” by Jose Gonzales is also an amazingly beautiful song.  Rock on, Sony.

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