After a two-year hiatus, the site is finally back. Once again, I shall delight the masses and the billions (See: hundreds) of readers out there who once enjoyed hearing my thoughts on all things stupid, random, and obscene.
NOTE*** This site has nothing to do with Hollywood or pop culture or the entertainment industry whatsoever. If you’re here looking for that, you should go ahead and hit the back button on your browser because I probably don’t like you. You’re like that kid in High School who shows up at the party even though nobody invited him. Incidentally, you will one day go to Northwestern University to study acting with lofty dreams of Broadway superstardom only to work full time as “Pluto” in a Disney Theme Park thereafter. (Hey Robby, if you’re out there!) But that’s enough about that.
So real quick, let’s do a quick recap of what went wrong with the last site and what’s changed on the new one.
The Old LastKingofHollywood.com
· Editorials, movie & book reviews from other contributing writers
· Online database of Photoshop pictures devoted to the mishaps of my closest friends.
· A section devoted to more serious writing projects
· An online Photo Gallery
· 3 Years worth of insane comments from people in 47 different countries, arguing about things I really never said in the first place.
· Hackers from Denmark who ultimately ruined everything and forced me to close down.
The NEW LastKingofHollywood.com (LastKingofHollywood.tumblr.com)
· I am the only writer. I spend enough time proofreading other people’s stuff. So that’s the end of that. Maybe occasionally, The Duke of Prunes will get an invite to do a review…
· It’s free and supported by some other company, so I don’t really have to worry about d-bags from Denmark anymore.
· You can still argue with one another in the comments section.
· An assortment of media content including professional writing and video projects I’m working on.
So there you have it. Will I write every single day? Oh, Lord no. But I’ll try and update things more frequently than I did at the end of LKH.com’s run. Quotes, YouTube vids„ and of course the most obscure ramblings this side of Tucson. So tell your neighbors, friends, and family. I’m back.
Untl next time - I guarantee nothing and I promise you less.
- Jon
