• Jon: Know what? They could combine any two things in a hot pocket and id eat it. Eggs and pickles. Bacon and tofu. Shit... they could combine nails and Wheat Thins and be all like "oh look! It's the classic flavor of Wheat Thins combined with the unmistakable crackle & grind of 100 nails in your mouth!" Know what I'd think?
  • Justin: ...
  • Jon: I'd think, "well, it's a hot pocket. Shit's gotta be good." Truth is, I just believe in them. I put more trust in the Hot Pocket company than any girl I've ever dated. Possibly any girl anywhere. And that's a fact.
  • Justin: That... is ridiculous.
  • Jon: Wow... I really thought you were going to agree with me there. Thought I was onto something big. Nevermind. Whatever.