• Dad: You know guys, Adele is on TV tonight. Her first live performance since she had that voice problem.
  • Danielle: That's nice.
  • Dad: It is nice. Don't be a smart ass.
  • Danielle: Oh my God... You only care because she's British.
  • Jonathan: I feel like we've had this conversation before...
  • Dad: I don't care that she's British!
  • Danielle: Oh please...
  • Jonathan: (Aside to the dog) Nobody listens to me around here except for you.
  • Danielle: Tell him. He only cares about Adele because she's British. All the British bands. Coldplay too, right? You loooooove Coldplay.
  • Dad: They're very good as well.
  • Danielle: Well, Adele's certainly not winning the Grammy.
  • Jonathan: (Aside to the dog) Yup. Definitely had this discussion before.
  • Dad: Oh, then who's going to win it?
  • Jonathan: Kanye West and Jay-Z.
  • Dad: (Blank stare)
  • Jonathan: Or according to you, Keanu East and Kay-G.
  • Dad: Well I'll have you all know I listened to all of the nominees' albums from start to finish and the one you're talking about was the lowest quality by far.
  • Jonathan: Yes, because a 60 year old man from Liverpool is an objective critic of modern rap music.
  • Dad: I am!
  • Jonathan: Oh really? What was your favorite song from "Watch the Throne?" You strike me as a "Niggas in Paris" kinda guy. Or maybe "That's My Bitch." Yeah, that's it. I'm surprised I haven't heard you roaming the halls today spittin' verses of "That's My Bitch."
  • Dad: I... I listened to it. And I didn't like it.
  • Jonathan: Shocking.
  • Mom: You know who I like?
  • Jonathan: Let me guess. Cockerspaniel.
  • Mom: No jackass. Now I remember that's not what he's called. The one with J-Lo. What's his name? Bulldog...
  • Danielle: She means Pitbull.
  • Jonathan: And we've come full circle.