• Jon: I never liked that kid. He was always a dick.
  • Mom: Ugh. Can you please stop using the "D word?"
  • Jon: What? Dick?
  • Mom: Ugh!
  • Danielle: What's wrong with saying "dick?"
  • Mom: Would you guys stop it already!?
  • Jon: Since when can't we say the word "dick" around here?
  • Mom: Since always. I hate that word. Also, the "C word." It makes me cringe.
  • Jon: Cock?
  • Mom: No.
  • Jon: Choad?
  • Mom: No. It's the word for the female vagina.
  • Jon: As opposed to the male vagina?
  • Mom: Would you stop it already?
  • Jon: Cooter?
  • Danielle: Wow, there's a lot of unfortunate genitalia-based words beginning with C, aren't there?
  • Mom: Alright. Enough.
  • Jon: Hey ma, remember that kid Cock Choad I went to high school with?
  • Mom: ...No. I don't remember him. What about him?
  • Jon: I never liked him. He was always such a dick.