• LesterBurnham33: Jon...
  • Raven88: Who's this?
  • LesterBurnham33: It's Harper. This is my new screenname.
  • Raven88: Oh. What was wrong with the old one?
  • LesterBurnham33: Nothing. Just that everyone knew it. And they would try to talk to me. And I couldn't stand it.
  • Raven88: So, let me get this straight. You wanted a chat name where people won't be able to chat with you?
  • LesterBurnham33: Yes. So let's keep this one quiet.
  • Raven88: You're an idiot. But your secret is safe with me.