• Jonathan: You want to know the contents of my fridge as it currently stands?
  • Danielle: Sure.
  • Jonathan: Whiskey and mustard. Some breakfast I'm gonna have tomorrow...
  • Danielle: Oh yeah? Well you know what's in my fridge? One piece of Swiss cheese and a $10 dollar bottle of rum. Looks like my only option is to get blasted and feed the mice outside.
  • Jonathan: Together, we couldn't even make a sandwich.
  • Danielle: Abysmal.
  • Jonathan: But we cold get drunk...
  • Danielle: One step closer to success
  • Jonathan: Living the family dream.