“Fake Plastic Trees,” by Radiohead teaches us never to fall in love.  While the best possible scenario finds us listening to super depressing songs like this, the worst possible scenario finds us without any friends on a sunny Sunday afternoon, comparing 2 years worth of worthless moments to plants that only appear to be real on the outside.  So, basically, if you were forcefully appointed the captain of the sinking ship called “Feelings” and not in the smiling mood, go buy the damn album, “The Bends.”